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Pinto Bean Cake   From Dylan Hollis YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mbob-hscO6Y Transcript - “A pinto bean cake from ‘55. I don’t even know what to say about this one. We start by draining TWO 27 once cans of pinto beans. (Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…. Aagh). Now we put 1 and a half cups of peanuts through a grindomat. Where did the peanuts come from? What’s a grindomat? Are you alright? CHXXXXXZZZZZ. Put the beans in the grindomat. This is not, how can I say it? Right? Agggghhhh. Ow no. Ai Senor. ?????? Three quarters of a cup of honey. To this babyfood looking refried funeral? How did you come up with these ingredients? Did you just throw a grenadade down aisle six? 5 eggs. Now the chickens are implicated. What is this? Make sure to clean the grindomat. I’m not concerned about your precious grindomat. Lastly we have half a cup of melted butter, and two teaspoons of floof powder. Good luck with that. The only thing this is going to rise up from is